John Hodgman, reprising his “deranged millionaire” role, raging about the inauguration of “6-foot-5, liberal, fair housing–loving, Sandinista yeti” Bill de Blasio.

"Of course you woke me. It’s 7:30. Sheldon, in a couple of hours I have to get up, pee and then wander around the house." ~ Dr. Proton, on The Big Bang Theory.

"Of course you woke me. It’s 7:30. Sheldon, in a couple of hours I have to get up, pee and then wander around the house." ~ Dr. Proton, on The Big Bang Theory.

Parody on Funny or Die: The Giving Tree Movie Trailer

"T-shirts have gotten really soft. Like, weirdly soft. If you believe that technology is moving so fast that the singularity will arrive by 2045, then you also must believe that by then T-shirts are going to feel like women’s breasts. Also: today’s jeans have become weirdly tight. This is a poor tradeoff."

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[One of] my favorite George Costanza Moments 

[One of] my favorite George Costanza Moments 

"Ear lobes…the clitoris of the head," says Dr. Paul Leotard (James Franco) in this sneak peek, the season premiere of The Mindy Project. Watch it right here.

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“And books aren’t even the fucking half of it,” exclaimed Mr. Kemper as he started banging his desk with his fists. “Shit, we have a whole fuck load of movies and all the newspapers and magazines you could fucking ask for. And you’re paying for Wi-Fi at your place? Well then you’re a fucking moron because we got all kinds of Wi-Fi up in this shit. All for motherfucking free!”

Wishes Erwin Schrodinger a happy birthday … Even though I am pretty sure he is dead in the box. (courtesy of my DH)

Wishes Erwin Schrodinger a happy birthday … Even though I am pretty sure he is dead in the box. (courtesy of my DH)

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Here’s how Bill O’Reilly is like Paul Revere: When he rides past you, you see a horse’s ass.

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Bill Maher

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