Dear Diary, I’m a cat…

For the 14-year-old boy who lives in all of us SNL Colonel Angus comes Home (Saturday Night Live 2003)

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“Look at this Instagram” (parody of Nickelback song)

Soooo funny: Convos With My 2 Year Old - EPISODE 1 (by ConvosWith2YrOld)

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Game of Desks

"If you think Benghazi is worse than slavery, the Trail of Tears, Japanese internment [during WWII], Tuskegee, purposefully injecting Guatamalan mental patients with syphilis, lying about WMDs, and the facts that banks today are still foreclosing on mortgages they don’t own, than your hard-on for Obama has lasted more than four hours and you need to call a doctor."

— Bill Maher, New Rules for May 17, 2013

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Sean Combs in Downtown Abbey (funny stuff from FunnyOrDie)

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From Andy Borowitz:

“Warning that “the American people don’t have an endless appetite for meaningless political theater,” Cantor added, “If we’re going to do something that’s purely symbolic, pointless, and detached from reality, I say it should be repealing Obamacare for the thirtieth or fortieth time.”

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The poor guy who recapped this wrote perhaps the funniest definition of this type of…let’s call it “intimacy”…I have ever read:

“What follows is potentially too graphic for me to write, but let’s just say that James Deen must be a Robert Frost fan, ‘cause when he sees two roads diverged in a yellow wood, he takes the one less traveled.”

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Middle Class Problem #1 http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/middle-class-problems

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